apathyiskey:

extremely reluctant to post this but after four months i think i’m allowed

oops

rnilkbreath:

how to tell if ur a REAL woman

• real woman has skin most of the time, covering ALL of body
• real woman has at least one brain if not More than 1 brain
• real woman yells OUCH if her finger gets stuck in pencil sharpener..
• can turn on lights using mind
• eats only used t-shirts and socks

if ur not ALL of these things then ur not a real woman get off tumblr

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

shapinguptobeprettycondomz:

so-fizzle-my-nizzle:

so-fizzle-my-nizzle:

A small puppy wandered up to U.S. Marines from Alpha Company, 1st Battalion 6th Marines, in Marjah, Afghanistan on *****. After following the Marines numorous miles, a soft hearted Marine picked the puppy up and carried the puppy in his drop pouch. (Official U.S. Marine Corps photo by Cpl Charles T. Mabry II)

LOOK AT THAT PUPPY

LOOK AT THAT MOTHER FUCKING PUPPY

assassination-for-beginners:

Hyacinth is a goddess

Just posted a GIF (Taken with GifBoom)

oftfrustrated:

iamthespacecadet:

threadless:

Monstrous Murder Mystery by mechanicalrobotpower and scottishjen is up for scoring in our Plain White T’s design challenge!

We’ve asked artists to get creative with UV and glow-in-the-dark inks for this challenge, and there are some really exciting submissions up for scoring! Check ‘em out!

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OMGINEEDTHISSHIRT

purplebeards:

“Fashion advice” shows

royharper:

#my favorite thing is when people refuse to do the thing

runenweib:

Post-mastectomy tattoos by Tina Bafaro. Photos by Bafaro.