merlotic:

reblog if you AREN’T homophobic!!!

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OMG THE NOTES!!!!

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IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, GET OFF TUMBLR

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balconyscene:

my lit teacher cracks me up

balconyscene:

my lit teacher cracks me up

cleromancy:

i love straight people. their tiny little legs. their big black eyes they use primarily to see at night. their short little noses. the way they can regenerate their lost limbs. wait. salamanders. im thinking of salamanders. i love salamanders 

"I'm just so happy now like all the fucking time! because I know what it's like to be sad."
When I grow up, I want to be Judi Dench or Maggie Smith.

Marina Sirtis

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hurrrg:

a short story about a mermaid

castingcallwoe:

Please send me photos of your bathroom. 

If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a woman. It’s not.

If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t.

If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are.

If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”.

If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends.

Or you could just be honest and say that you don’t want less rape, you want (even) less prosecution of rapists.

theshoutingendoflife:

eyeballfarts:

compliment a girl on something other than her looks

You also hear great.

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*


Cersei Lannister in “The Lion and the Rose” (x)

Cersei Lannister in “The Lion and the Rose” (x)

ohnoraptors:

Melty (by ひかり❉)

solardrift:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

sexualremarks:

whorville:

Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

"men don’t ever face sexism."

wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism