Worst playground ever.
the new human centipede looks weird
did the old human centipede look normal to you or
My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping.
Once I heard her mumble, “I know everything.”
I told her she didn’t know algebra, and she assured me she did.
So I asked, “What’s a polynomial?”
And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, “It’s when there’s no toy in your Happy Meal.”
My attitude towards politics and society is constantly “angry but unsurprised”
TRUE FACTS. you’re BOTH adorable.
<3 no YOU
girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds. and a hot guy about every 2 weeks. and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something
I am engaged to an extremely fucking cute person js
SCIENCE PEEBS! : D
April 29 - Bicycles
I don’t really know where this idea came from.
comics exaggerating and over sensitizing the “social justice warriors” on this website are inaccurate and unrealistic and the orca agrees
6K FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!
Hey guys! I recently hit 6k and wanted to celebrate everyone’s support!
WINNERS: There will be 1! Chosen by random using number generator
- Ships from US, to anywhere! So international folks are welcome to join :)
PRIZES: Any 5 phone charms (the ds is mine askldjf haha), that I’ve made C: You can see all the ones that I’ve done H E R E
- No use of giveaway blogs please!
- Only reblogs count towards an entry!
- You don’t need to follow, but the winner will get to pick a 6th charm if they are!
ENDS: Like last year, the giveaway will end August 4th! 2014 (my birthday!! hehe)
- Winners will be contacted on Aug 5th, and will have a 24hr window to respond. So keep those ask boxes open! C:
- Everything will ship out by Aug 9th~
That’s it I think! Let me know if there’s any questions— until then, I’ll be working mostly.. wish there was more time to hang out here
Ooooh it ends on my birthday ovo
wanted to draw a little mudkip on a marimo ball after seeing this post
just a quick doodle
EDIT: made him transparent if u want a lil mudkip on a marimo for your blog
if you are a cishet you are incapable of understanding the struggle of queer and trans people
no one fucking cares if your cousin is gay or how many pride rallies you have attended
you will never understand what it is like to be queer and/or trans
But…there are queer cishet people though. :/
'there are queer cisgender heterosexuals' are you sure
if queer people are queer
and cishet people are queer
then who’s flying the plane ????