Worst playground ever.

the new human centipede looks weird

did the old human centipede look normal to you or

Posted on Jul 31st with 156692 notes. Reblogged from meowboii.


My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping.

Once I heard her mumble, “I know everything.”

I told her she didn’t know algebra, and she assured me she did.

So I asked, “What’s a polynomial?”

And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, “It’s when there’s no toy in your Happy Meal.”

Posted on Jul 30th with 150196 notes. Reblogged from ghostsofnothing.


My attitude towards politics and society is constantly “angry but unsurprised”

Posted on Jul 30th with 113879 notes. Reblogged from poppunkvampire.
Posted on Jul 30th with 1730 notes. Reblogged from lysertrix.
TRUE FACTS. you’re BOTH adorable.

<3 no YOU

Posted on Jul 29th.


girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

Posted on Jul 29th with 40443 notes. Reblogged from cutebabe.
#me every second of my life

I am engaged to an extremely fucking cute person js

Posted on Jul 29th with 3 notes.



Posted on Jul 29th with 55405 notes. Reblogged from poppunkvampire.


April 29 - Bicycles

I don’t really know where this idea came from.

Posted on Jul 29th with 39975 notes. Reblogged from stuckonaglacierwithmacgyver.


comics exaggerating and over sensitizing the “social justice warriors” on this website are inaccurate and unrealistic and the orca agrees

Posted on Jul 29th with 42527 notes. Reblogged from queenofbutttouch.




Hey guys! I recently hit 6k and wanted to celebrate everyone’s support! 

WINNERS: There will be 1! Chosen by random using number generator

  • Ships from US, to anywhere! So international folks are welcome to join :)

PRIZES: Any 5 phone charms (the ds is mine askldjf haha), that I’ve made C: You can see all the ones that I’ve done H E R E


  • No use of giveaway blogs please!
  • Only reblogs count towards an entry!
  • You don’t need to follow, but the winner will get to pick a 6th charm if they are! 

ENDS:  Like last year, the giveaway will end August 4th! 2014 (my birthday!! hehe)

  • Winners will be contacted on Aug 5th, and will have a 24hr window to respond. So keep those ask boxes open! C: 
  • Everything will ship out by Aug 9th~

That’s it I think! Let me know if there’s any questions— until then, I’ll be working mostly.. wish there was more time to hang out here

Ooooh it ends on my birthday ovo

Posted on Jul 29th with 8386 notes. Reblogged from cannedmackerel.
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wanted to draw a little mudkip on a marimo ball after seeing this post

just a quick doodle

EDIT: made him transparent if u want a lil mudkip on a marimo for your blog

Posted on Jul 28th with 2124 notes. Reblogged from lysertrix.
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if you are a cishet you are incapable of understanding the struggle of queer and trans people

no one fucking cares if your cousin is gay or how many pride rallies you have attended

you will never understand what it is like to be queer and/or trans

But…there are queer cishet people though. :/

'there are queer cisgender heterosexuals' are you sure


if queer people are queer
and cishet people are queer

then who’s flying the plane ????

Posted on Jul 28th with 2781 notes. Reblogged from sirdanwj.
Me or Something

I'm Jenny! I love cute things and scary things and I wear black 95% of the time. I love to breed Pokémon because I'm awful at battling, and more often than not I'm asleep.

If you like my blog, you should also probably follow my long suffering, and absolutely incredible, fiancéee, Dan

Other blogs you might like:

Lauren - one of my flatmates and genuinely one of my favourite people in the world! She's fabulous and keeps buying really nice smelling candles for my new flat.

Molly - Cute as frick and absolutely beautiful, as well as being incredibly talented at makeup stuff. We get along amazingly and I'm so glad to have her in my life!

Ben – A 10/10 person all round. Keeps putting up with my long and annoying rants and is still my friend no matter how many times I traumatise him by talking about weird sex things.

There’s also; Mella, Little Charlit, Sam, Chloe, Charlotte, Josh, Becky, Emily, Zoe, Evelyn, and Caitlyn!